You Have A Condition Known As Hunger
The disease-ifying of normal just took one leap forward today with this question from Ask Metafilter:
I get very moody if I don’t eat in the morning. If I don’t eat until 3-4pm I get headaches, drowsiness and feel nauseous.. I think I’ve always had this. Since I usually eat enough it doesn’t really bother me. I’m 21, male, and a vegetarian. What do I have?
I love the answers:
You have a condition known as hunger.
The good news: it is easily treatable
The bad news: there is no permanant cure
This condition can be treated at a specialized clinic, the one you want is known as a restaurant. This condition can also be treated at home, but you will need specialized supplies from a grocery store. Most sufferers find that several treatments per day are necessary.
Hilarious. Thanks for sharing. Think I’ll link to this in my next post!
Oh, that’s good… Another diagnosis there is luck of common sense. This is terminal.
Perhaps pharmaceutical companies will be able to concoct a new medication (like, I don’t know, only the L-enantiomer of all food) to help conquer this condition.