Homage to the guilty pleasure Overheard in New York:
- Drunk Crotchety Man, slurred speech: You want to take these off of me! These restraints are doing more harm than good! You want to take these off me immediately, and by immediately, I mean 20 minutes ago, if not sooner!
- Nurse: Do you have a favorite spot for blood draws?
Cute Elderly Woman: Yes, but it isn’t on me!
- Snarky Nurse: What were you drinkin’ tonight?
Waaay Drunk Man That The Whole ER Knows By Name, slurred speech: Vodka!
SN: Oh yeah, what kind?
SN: Oh yeah, never heard of that kind.
WDMTTWERKBN: It’s 2 dollars!
SN, laughing: Oh yeah? That must be why. I’m surprised, I had you pegged as a Grey Goose kinda guy.
- Me: So what brings you to the ER tonight?
Elderly Gentleman With Glasses Reading Investment Book: Pissin’ blood!
- Me: Do you do any drugs?
Same Elderly Gentleman With Glasses Reading Investment Book: Heroin, Speed, Meth, hell, I’m high on speed right now!