The Psych and the GI Docs
From a former babysitter with her own GI stories:
Two doctors opened an office in a small town, and put up a sign reading “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology.”
The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to “Hysterias and Posteriors.”
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to “Schizoids and Hemorrhoids.”
No go. Next, they tried “Catatonics and High Colonics.” Thumbs down again.
Then came “Manic Depressives and Anal Retentives.” Still not good.
How about “Minds and Behinds?” Unacceptable again.
So they tried “Lost Souls and A**Holes.” Still no go.
Nor did “Analysis and Anal Cysts,” “Nuts and Butts,” “Freaks and Cheeks,” or “Loons and Moons” work either.
Almost at their wit’s end, the doctors finally came up with a business slogan they thought might be acceptable to the council: “Dr. Smith and Dr. Jones, Odds and Ends.”
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