Leukocyte Presence in Blood
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(Neutrophils, Lymphocytes, Monocytes, Eosinophils, Basophils)
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Nobody Likes My Educational Background!
(Neutrophils, Lymphocytes, Monocytes, Eosinophils, Basophils)
This is a medical weblog--a collection of thoughts about medicine, medical training, and health policy--written by a fifth-year medical student.
I recently stopped blogging, as I graduated from medical school and I'm now a physician in my residency training in New York City. But feel free to read and enjoy!
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You probably haven’t touched neuroanatomy yet, but this should give you a head start.
May I present the cranial nerves:
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1. Olfactory
2. Optic
3. Oculomotor
4. Trochlear
5. Trigeminal
6. Abducent
7. Facial
8. Vestibulocochlear
9. Glossopharyngeal
10. Vagus
11. Accessory Spinal
12. Hypoglossal
Eventually it gets to the point that you remember the acronyms but forget what they’re for:
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I have a feeling this was fantastically coined to represent the branches of the facial artery (Temporal, Zygomatic, Buccal, Mandibular, Cervical plus a Posterial Auricular which just didn’t fit) but I’m not sure anymore .
There are some real masterpieces. When I finally get time to upload my revision notes (that’s if I don’t burn them in the post-exam party to overcome pre-result jitters) I’ll let you know!